When I’m feeling really cranky…

…like I am right now because my wisdom teeth are making another push and my cheek is getting all sorts of sore…

I can make myself feel a little bit better by making fun of someone else!

This is for all the ladies who have been so bold and braless lately:

Please be considerate of the children and short people who’s eyes you may be endangering with your sharp, pointed missiles.

Let’s go ahead and put the bras back on!

You people

Words

I’m about as white as they come so I’m not allowed to say nigger.

I am however, quite German so I am allowed to say nazi.

And on days when I feel extra fancy I can throw in “nazify” and “nazification”

Really? Seriously with this politically correct delegation of label usage?

YES – Because America lives on 3 daily servings of high nigga pie!

HannaLulu Is Back! (kinda)

Weblogs & Wikis class was over in May, but I really enjoyed the time I spent putting together random and usually funny blog posts. I’m really hoping to get back to making regular posts here.

Don’t expect anything to make sense or you’re just wasting time. The main goal here is to make myself laugh – you wouldn’t understand, you had to be there.

I’d like to start by thanking my big sister. She brought me a pack of this classic Fruit Stripe gum, (zebra gum as we always called it) and it totally made my day!

Too bad they lose flavor so fast and I swallowed probably 9 pieces of gum yesterday…

On a sadder note, I’d like to take a moment of silence for the Bemidji mountain lion killed by a motorist…

May you rest in peace now Steve French, there are no cars in big kitty Heaven..just fields of kitty dope and buckets filled with turkey and garbage juice. ~amen~

Moment is over..

Stay Wide Awake (boy you think you’re clever don’t ya, girl you think you’re so smart)

Dear Marshall,

I’m totally in love with this song

Fuck I wish you could know just how much I hate it too. Here’s my best example:

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So dark and so cold my friends don’t know this other side of me

There’s a monster inside of me it’s quite ugly and it frightens me

But they can’t see what I can see there’s a vacancy in my tummy

It’s makin’ me play hide n’ seek like Jason I’m so hungry
She’s naked see no privacy but I can see she wants me
So patient see I try to be but gee why does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to slee
And I creep right through the front see
So blatantly but silently cause I know that she’s sound asleep
Who’s wakin’ me so violently and why is he on top of me
He’s rapin’ me she try’s to scream somebody please get him off me
He’s tapin’ me he’s biting me he’s laughing likes it’s funny
She’s scrapin’ me she’s fightin’ me she’s scratching like some dumb freak

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Starts out with completely soul numbingly truthful words and from there this girl is getting raped in her sleep?!

I guess that’s what reality is too – rape always happens when it’s least expected, right?

Well Congrats Marshall, you touched another person, you made another little girl cry. Way to kill the 2 birds with the one stone.

FUCK THE WORDS

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THANK YOU!!

No Laughing!

These People Are Freakin Serious

Maybe The Grass Really Is Greener On The Other Side

Muuuahahahaha (in an evil sounding voice)

Churches Are Funny

…and churches with funny billboards are sometimes hilarious!

Undying Flowers

Ordering flowers online..

Why not order flowers that are maintenance-free and will live forever?!

Check-out my ceramic Forever Flowers on etsy

Creamy Lavender Forever Flower

Mysterious Black Forever Flower

Creamy Oribe Forever Flower

Set Of 2 Rustic Forever Flowers

I finally did it!!

I actually got my Etsy site all set-up and published..this is very very exciting!

So if you would like to check it out, go to

Hannalulu’s Etsy Page

thanks to everyone for all the continued support..life is good!

Presenting Hanna Lulu’s Blog

What the hell was that??

Hanna Lulu’s blog started as a place for me to explore the Internet, myself, and the various ways they fit together.

I wanted to explore topics that I found intriguing, then use this blog as a place to organize and share my opinions about those topics.

My blog has multiple personalities..

Personal:

I was extremely blunt and honest through-out many of my posts.  Most of the longer rants happen in the earlier weeks of blogging. Some of the more personal posts were my

Emotional Dilemma

Open Letter to God

The Skin Virus

Censorship is a Mother F*cker

Filter:

Some of my posts consisted of me filtering through other sights that caught my eye of pertained to what I was thinking about that day. Some of my filter-style posts include

How Absurd

Crazy Crazy

Topic:

Topics of this blog began with weird, unusual, strange and random. As the blog progressed, the topic shifted more towards humor, focusing especially on sarcasm and satyr.

Some posts are dedicated to being funny, with the goal of finding something to laugh about. My favorites include

Hurray for funny (part 1)

Hurray for funny (part 2)

March is stupid

What Else

About Page I left very basic. I felt this page would probably not be viewed too much anyway, but the small amount of text along with the image does give just enough about me and my personality for readers to get a sense of exactly who is behind this weird blog.

Ideas Page Was a place for readers to get a deeper sense of me and my writer goals. It also gave them a place to leave feedback for things they may want to see developed further. However, I was not very successful in getting feedback here as I had hoped.

Pop Tart Void Was originally a project that illustrated my quest for finding the best tasting replacement for Kellogg’s Pop Tarts. Along the way, I realized there is nothing that can replace a Pop Tart.

A total of 7067 people signed the petition to boycott kellogg’s. And as quoted by Sarah Willis, “Rules only last as long as the energy to enforce them.”

And while the world may have forgotten about the Michael Phelps Scandal and resumed their Kellogg’s consumption, I will personally continue to boycott Kellogg’s products until the company apologizes for being outright hypocritical.

As Of Today

I have made 53 posts

I have 112 comments, which include the comments I wrote back to visitors.

There have been a total of 8,179 views

440 of which were made yesterday, which happens to be my busiest day ever

The top viewed post on my blog is

All about the ladies-demotivationally speaking which has had 1075 total views

Future Goals

I plan to continue using this blog as an outlet for sharing the “writer” side of myself to my family and friends.

I have never had an intended audience, but if people can come to my sight and take away anything positive I would feel I had accomplished something.

If nothing else, this blog will be a place I return to whenever I need a reminder of how funny the world can be, and that we are never, ever alone in any battle.