Let’s Look At More Funny Stuff..Yay!

I love drifting through internet land and finding funny stuff.

And I love that I have a place to share those findings with other weird people!

This is fun, from – 15 strange and bizarre gifts

(i’m only showing my favorites)

Is this a one size fits all type thing?

oh how many mornings I wished I could have had a pair of these.

Wouldn’t life be just so much more fun if you went around everywhere in a pair of these…?!

But the question is where do you find clothes that fit over?

How I've always wanted a pair..

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…Now this is something really special.

This is exactly what every woman has been waiting for…

Squirrel feet earrings!

Picture how delicately they would frame any face.

Men – wear just one for a funky bling statement

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AKA Nightmare Man

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If I had this in my bedroom growing up, my dreams would have been a lot less peaceful.

Bummer.

Really though, I can appreciate the statement – and yeah, the world is totally over-run by creepy teddy bears. Maybe this is a good way to recycle?

Yay! My Penis Envy is Cured!

This is a life-altering invention ladies.

A disposable, fold-up cardboard specially designed to fit through your zipper and around your cootchie so that you can pee standing up!

All these years I was jealous of the men who could write their name’s in the snow. Now I can do it too – and yeah, my handwriting is way nicer.

I’m not quite sure about toilet paper though – My scientific research tells me that men just shake and go…

Remember – by the time you read this you will have already read this..

Like I am always like, having this same like, problem.

This is one piece of art I totally connect with

How do you sleep at night Rhonda? Scandalous!

I had wondered about that giant void I used to feel - now it all makes sense.

"pssst - can you hand me the comics?" .... who else wants to fill in the blank??

I know, I know it’s been so long!

Ok so, not really that long but it feels like it…

(and Tinga totally approves!)

I was given a really awesome super special gift this weekend

It’s a collaboration piece made by Nathan Bray and Cody Bartz.

I need to do a little more research,I’m not exactly sure who did what..

Signatures

Here’s where they both signed the bottom, so I’ll have proof it’s authentic when they both get really famous.

You can see the awesome flashing effects the soda kiln left on the clay body -

I love the soda kiln!

And I managed to get this amazing gift because I am just that cool…

It looks so intentional!

..also because one of the handles cracked.

But it looks really fitting with the crazy faceting through-out the whole piece.

I’m excited because I have a great use for it.

Last summer I bought this house plant from home depot – I’m not sure what kind of plant it is

anyway, the thing was thriving all summer and fall, but as soon as winter came and it was getting no sun the poor thing just started to die a little more every day. More and more leaves kept falling off of it.

I think I gave it too much water, and it was in a vase that didn’t have holes in the bottom.

By December there was just one stalk left, with 2 leaves. When those last 2 leaves fell off, I finally set-up a heat lamp for it.

But I came home one day and one of my cats had bitten in to the stalk, and it was almost completely snapped in half, except for a thin strand of fibers that were still hanging on.

I grabbed a pencil and some tape and bandaged the near dead plant back together.

Since then I’ve been saying hello the plant every day and give it encouragement to keep growing. I know it sounds like crazy-lady stuff but here’s proof that talking to your plants actually works!

Slowly but surely more and more leaves have sprouted out, and new blossom formations are getting ready to sprout open.

I carefully transplanted it from this green vase and put it in a big plastic cup with holes on the bottom.

I also gave it sugar water to jump start growth (hopefully)

the plan is to let it get stronger in it’s new, nutrient-rich soil, transplant it once more into a larger rectangular pot, then put that inside my awesome Bray/Bartz pot.

The whole thing will be a symbol of what can be accomplished when you have a little faith in something.

Oh what fun!

Here’s what I’ve learned about myself while searching random websites….

My Prison Bitch Name: Sweet Cheeks

(prison bitch name generator)

My Pirate Name: Hook-Handed Harrison

(Pirate name generator)

My Lesbian Identity: Sapphire WindyRock

(lesbian identity finder)

What My Favorite Girl Scout Cookie Reveals (about personality)

Thin Mints: You’re easygoing. Those who favor bold flavors like mint are easygoing types. You’re the one at home who doesn’t feel the need to make waves, and the one your co-workers find the most agreeable.

What My Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Reveals (about personality)

Strawberry: you are shy, yet emotionally robust, skeptical, detail-oriented, opinionated, introverted and self critical. Easily made to feel guilty; cranky, pessimistic, low self-esteem.

Prototype: Bureaucrat, journalist.

(mint chocolate chip wasn’t an option, and that’s definitely a tie with strawberry..I wonder what that says about me?!)
What My Shower Habits Reveal (personality) – what do you wash first?

Hair – Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best lovers as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest.

What My Sleeping Posture Reveals (about personality)

People who sleep sideways with their arms by their sides:
Try to get the most out of life but don’t go to extremes just to “get ahead”.
Are calm and rational.
Are giving and kind and make great friends.
Are easy going and trusting. They sometimes appear to be too trusting and naive.

The Random Quiz For Random People

You’re pretty good at random questions…nice.

You have correctly answered 8 of 10 questions.

On average, 9812 of users who took the quiz gave 6.9 right answers.

Nothing else to do???

Ever find yourself searching aimlessly through the internet because you are soo damn bored and certain there must be something entertaining some where around here….

Here are a few suggestions from a semi-professional time waster

Easy Mac Micro Maniac - watch videos of weird objects being microwaved

Falling Sand – play with the elements and create magic

Subservient Chicken - make the chicken do anything..even the Y.M.C.A

Burn Your Boredom - a website dedicated completely to being bored

Stupid Stuff - a great site for fun, weird, and stupid time wasters

More later…..

Those poor ladies of comedy…

I stumbled on this awesome article yesterday, it was a compilation of the 15 most unintentionally funny comics.

I found the underlying tones of feminine bashing to be pretty funny – as long as this stuff doesn’t offend you! I realize feminism is a huge movement that has accomplished many things that I can’t help but take for granted.

The real reason why we should look at these as humorous and not offensive is because we know as a society we will never go back. We need to look at these painful reminders to prove how inequality just fails over and over again.

“Those who ignore history are bound to repeat it.”

_who said this famous quote  -  anyone know? (George Santayana)

Only Wonder Woman

Curse you feminine vanity!

Lois - oh no!!

My Romance With Sarcasm

I often forget how flawed the human language system is for means of communicating.

That’s totally serious! But usually I am not being very serious, I am usually being extremely sarcastic, and to the point where people who don’t know me very well have a difficult time deciphering whether or not I’m being real when in my head I know whatever I’m saying is so ridiculous it could never be true.

I apologize to those who do not understand my sense of humor and my love of sarcasm. Honestly and truly, curse this language that can at times be so fluid and flexible and other times leave you in a world of hurt because no one interprets anything the way it was meant to come out…

I took the quiz – How Sarcastic Are You?

Here were my results

How Sarcastic Are You?

You’re Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue – and you aren’t afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad.

And if they say it online it has to be true!! (see.. that’s an example of me using sarcasm in an everyday situation)

And for the hell of it, I found some fun comics involving sarcasm…

*Update – the toaster pastry search

Here’s where I’m at so far

I had the bad experience with the “Our Family” brand cherry toaster pastries a few weeks ago.

Since then I’ve tried

Nature's Path - Raspberry Toaster Pastry (Organic) -- These weren't too terrible. The flavor was similar to a raspberry Nutragrain bar, (which is unfortunately a Kellogg's product but the best way I know how to describe it.) only the crust tastes grainy and dry

Nature's Path - Cherry Pomegran (Organic) -- I liked these better than the Raspberry made by the same brand. These were much more flavorful, but not too strongly cherry flavored like the Our Family pastries were

Market Pantry - Strawberry -- I like the crust on these, but I don't get how it's strawberry flavored. It was more of a watered-down fruit punch flavored oozy filling. I was pretty bummed because they look super good on the the box..

Market Pantry - Brown Sugar & Cinnamon -- Normally brown sugar & cinnamon is not my favorite, but this one surprised me. One of those "You don't think you like it when you first start chewing it but slowly it all starts coming together and it kinda grows on you or at least you think so anyway and so you take another bite" type experiences...I actually ate both pastries! But the filling really is weird. Maybe next time I'll try eating it not toasted ..

Just For Funsies

I haven’t posted for a while..SORRY! 

Life has been hectic and crazy and drama, drama, drama….

So what’s new…?

There are currently 6675 signatures on the petition to boycott Kellogg’s. Seems like this may be losing fuel and it bums me out. People are already forgetting why Kellogg’s is being boycotted in the first place..let me remind you -

IT’S TIME FOR AMERICA TO MAKE SUCH BIG F*ING CHANGES!!

What else…I have to draw a cartoon for my lit. for young adults class. Maureen says it should be a moment that had a significant impact on our lives. All I have so far is when I found out my friend had been murdered on the morning of April 1st, and for a moment I believed it was a cruel April Fool’s joke, only to find out it wasn’t…

But that’s pretty freakin depressing so..I’m still looking for more inspiration. 

Any good ideas…?

Also, tried the Wake-back-to-bed method a few times (inducing lucid dreams)

1st. attempt – Couldn’t fall back to sleep 

2nd attempt – Couldn’t force myself to stay awake

3rd attempt – Couldn’t force myself to get out of bed when the alarm when off

I’ll probably try this again when I gather a little more faith in the process..right now it just seems like a really good way to throw your whole sleep pattern out of whack.

Personality Quiz

I just took a fun, free personality quiz. The questions I answered determined what my cereal type is. Say it’s crazy, but some how I knew what my result was going to be before I got it. Here’s what it said…

You Are Lucky Charms.

Your the one everyone wants to be, but they don't know how truly complicated you are. You can put up a good front at times, and can be indecisive and moody. You can be a delight or you can be a pain but whatever you are people still like you and sometimes they show that through jealousy. So give the mean girls a chance they just wish they had your "charms" and brilliance. LOVE MATCHES: EVERYONE

Other possible results are

*Frosted Shredded Wheat

*Fruit Pebbles

*Frosted Flakes

*You are not a cereal…you are Poptarts!

(Good thing for me I love Lucky Charms, and they’re not a Kellogg’s product!)

Happy Corporate Scandal Day!!

I really don’t care for Valentine’s day. Sure, let’s celebrate love, friendship, and romance. I am all for it.

I just don’t care for how the whole holiday revolves around media making everyone feel like crap if they don’t have some one to spend the day with, or if they don’t have enough money to buy extravagant gifts.

So I say, take the money you would have spent on teddy bears and dying flowers and use it on something you actually need – or give it to some one else who really needs it – I think there are already enough teddy bears in this world …to the point where it’s kinda a little creepy.

Anyway, I found this cute old Valentine and it made me laugh – read it out loud with your very best twangy Southern accent!

Aww shucks!