Happy Corporate Scandal Day!!

I really don’t care for Valentine’s day. Sure, let’s celebrate love, friendship, and romance. I am all for it.

I just don’t care for how the whole holiday revolves around media making everyone feel like crap if they don’t have some one to spend the day with, or if they don’t have enough money to buy extravagant gifts.

So I say, take the money you would have spent on teddy bears and dying flowers and use it on something you actually need – or give it to some one else who really needs it – I think there are already enough teddy bears in this world …to the point where it’s kinda a little creepy.

Anyway, I found this cute old Valentine and it made me laugh – read it out loud with your very best twangy Southern accent!

Aww shucks!