How Absurd..

I’ve toured the gallery of the absurd..and I survived!

Seriously though, this place was so much fun. I found all sorts of hilariously sad things to laugh at, and now I’m going to share all of the wonderfully fun things I found there..

Madonna, save me a spot, I will definitely not want to miss this show!

My bowels could sure use some spa treatment here...

I hear Moose Huntress is a hot shade this season.

Ra-Ray, You've finally fulfilled my life long fantasy!

uh-huh, I like the looks of this..

Now I'm totally sold on this diet for sure!

I never before realized how...white...her teeth are

OMG I didn't know Britney did another movie!!

I won't say I don't like it until I've tried it..who knows? The "extreme icing" part is questionable, however.

Janice, no, put the botox down!!

All About The Ladies (Demotivationally Speaking)

During my searchings of funny demotivational posters, I’ve noticed many posters dealing with women, so this post is dedicated completely to those.

As a woman, I’m not sure if I should be offended, or flattered?? I should probably say some sort of warning for the following content..but I haven’t for anything else I’ve put up, so why start now?

- I’m sorry, I’m not putting links to the sources of these tonight….I have no excuse except…I am only human! I’ll just have to include  snarky little comments instead.

That's not a bad point...

Another good point..I think?

Oh wow! I'll comment after I've had a child...or 7

That's also what I've heard.

Oh it's so sad!

Yeah, come on little girl - man up!

Bummer I don't gulf..

oooh SNAP!

That's why they stopped making these things!!

Damn straight it did!

That's a really scary thought..

Oh my gosh sir can you fix her leg first?! It's all f*ed up!

I don't match anything in my kitchen right now..

Can I get a what-what

but her hair is all a-mess...

I would like to restate that I voted Colbert 2008...

Nope, you can't.

But look at how pretty and happy they are!!

It can be confusing at times, I know.

Or pretend to be sleeping...

AHH!! It's so bad...look away, look away!!

I want a shirt like that!

"Thank you... I needed that." she replied (right before slamming her knee into his balls)

Even More Demotivation

People just love these demotivational  posters.. I don’t know what it is about seeing the human race in its prime with funny tag-lines to go with.

Or we just like to laugh at other peoples’ misfortunes. Either way, I found some more posters and they’re pretty damn funny – hope you enjoy them!

(part 2 of) Hurray For Funny (and money to waste)

I am excited about this post..I have a lot of stupid things to share with you!!

I must warn you, the following content will most likely make you feel extremely Americanized.

Also, you may feel odd about the unshakeable desire to purchase some (or all) of these ridiculous items…

The Snowball Maker -ever wondered why obesity is such a wide-spread problem in America? Maybe it's because we aren't even expected to make our own freakin snowballs anymore?!...this would, however, be useful if you only had one hand..

Black bar sunglasses - my brain can't even find the words...

Deluxe Miracle Edition - Jesus Action Figure...ok, I don't know what the worst part about this is but I've narrowed it down to 1. the fact that there is an original version as well as a deluxe miracle version 2. this action figure depicts Jesus as cracker white or 3. the part about the hands glowing in the dark...

Ever wanted to watch plastic mini-nuns race each other? Me neither!

Seriously with this? Is nothing sacred?!

Now I can carry my beverage AND my deviled egg with the same hand! That leaves my other hand free for giving wet-willies.

Stop writing important things on your hands..tattoo them on instead! Why? Because you can..

Ok so you set your alarm..then when the alarm goes off, not only does it make the horrible death noises of a regular alarm clock, but it also shoots the 3 colored shapes out from their holding spots, and the death noises don't stop until you get all 3 shapes back in the correct place. REALLY?! Like it isn't tramatic enough to just wake up every morning...

Alright..this is the one that got me - I really want this one! I would really use it too! See, you set the timer on the side for how long you want your tea to steep. The penguin lowers his beak (which lowers the tea in to the water) and once the time is up, he lifts his beak, and you have the perfect cup of tea - thanks penguin tea timer!

A pause in my searching…

So I’ve been continuing my search of stupid things consumers can waste their money on.

I found something that hits really close to home, and I’m feeling a little frustrated about it..                   

You see, because clearly they had me in mind when they created this action figure..and they didn’t even bother to make sure it looks like me. I really look nothing like this toy; my pajama pants are pink and my robe is white!

Come on people, let’s get it together here.

Hurray For Funny! (and money to waste)

Seems like I’m not the only person who goes out searching for things they can laugh at. That’s good, it means my time-wasting, internet-wandering is serving a small purpose. Especially now, middle of March, we all need some things to laugh about (or at..)

Today I’m going to share some wonderful things I’ve found that you can waste invest your money in. Hang on, it’s going to be a really fun ride!

Question – what should I do with all of this dog hair..

Answer - Stop shaving your dog and start knitting awesome sweaters and other fashion accessories out of all that free material! - but please don't send me one for Christmas..

Now this is something truly special. I can't think of any one who couldn't use one of these..oh except 2/3 of the human population..

umm, yeah - anyone? what the F* is sponge pudding? The website lists the features of this product as microwavable and from Britain (go figure)

This is too perfect - great for all those times I would rather operate a remote control instead of carry my beverage places ..or something

Because March is Stupid

I just want to keep searching for funny things to post about so that’s all I’m going to do for now. Na-na-na-na boo boo if you don’t like that.

Here’s more funny stuff I found…

yeah these are way more cool than some stupid old flesh-colored bandaid!

Go Ahead – Demotivate Me

What is it about demotivational posters that make life seem so much better?
I don’t know, but these crack me up.

More Things to Laugh at…

These are my favorite posts to do…

I get to wander through the internet reading funny comics..

And the more I do it, the better my grade will be – how cool is that?

So here are more funny things that I’ve found

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It’s A Sick, Sad World…But I’m Still Gonna Laugh

I’ve been keeping a secret for almost 2 months now.

It eats away at me little by little every day…

I see the beauty of life fading

I find myself questioning how kind God really is when he causes such suffering

And I cry all of the time. Like, ridiculously all of the time.

It was only about 2 weeks ago I found out what I really had – a virus.

It’s called Molluscum Contagiosum (Web MD description)

This is a pox virus that presents itself on the skin like pimples. THEY ARE NOT PIMPLES! and the more you treat them as if they were, the more likely you are to just keep spreading it and reinfecting yourself.

This is a great website I found that anyone going through this needs to read (click here)

I just want to say to all of you who have gone through this, are going through this, or who knows someone going through this, it’s a daily struggle just to find strength to get out of bed, but if you don’t fight back for yourself, who will?

It’s most difficult to deal with when we are with the people we love the most, because this is where the true emotions can’t stay bottled in. And we alienate ourselves not because we don’t want or need your support, but because we care about you so much and don’t want to pass this awful virus on and cause more unnecessary suffering.

So I try to find something to be positive about every day – as my Grandma puts it, she asks God to send her a miracle every day. I’m not asking for a miracle, just something to give me a tiny dose of hope so I can keep trudging through life without tears in my eyes. So far, God continues to grant my wish and sends me small bits of hope when I ask for it…under the condition that I be quiet and patient enough to see his gifts and fully appreciate them. Now, I am grateful for every moment of peace I can find.

And if there must be tears, may they be those of laughter.

Now, let’s look at funny things and laugh…

My life story..