Archive for April, 2009

What the hell was that??

Hanna Lulu’s blog started as a place for me to explore the Internet, myself, and the various ways they fit together.

I wanted to explore topics that I found intriguing, then use this blog as a place to organize and share my opinions about those topics.

My blog has multiple personalities..

Personal:

I was extremely blunt and honest through-out many of my posts. Most of the longer rants happen in the earlier weeks of blogging. Some of the more personal posts were my

Emotional Dilemma

Open Letter to God

The Skin Virus

Censorship is a Mother F*cker

Filter:

Some of my posts consisted of me filtering through other sights that caught my eye of pertained to what I was thinking about that day. Some of my filter-style posts include

Topic:

Topics of this blog began with weird, unusual, strange and random. As the blog progressed, the topic shifted more towards humor, focusing especially on sarcasm and satyr.

Some posts are dedicated to being funny, with the goal of finding something to laugh about. My favorites include

What Else

About Page I left very basic. I felt this page would probably not be viewed too much anyway, but the small amount of text along with the image does give just enough about me and my personality for readers to get a sense of exactly who is behind this weird blog.

Ideas Page Was a place for readers to get a deeper sense of me and my writer goals. It also gave them a place to leave feedback for things they may want to see developed further. However, I was not very successful in getting feedback here as I had hoped.

Pop Tart Void Was originally a project that illustrated my quest for finding the best tasting replacement for Kellogg’s Pop Tarts. Along the way, I realized there is nothing that can replace a Pop Tart.

A total of 7067 people signed the petition to boycott kellogg’s. And as quoted by Sarah Willis, “Rules only last as long as the energy to enforce them.”

And while the world may have forgotten about the Michael Phelps Scandal and resumed their Kellogg’s consumption, I will personally continue to boycott Kellogg’s products until the company apologizes for being outright hypocritical.

As Of Today

I have made 53 posts

I have 112 comments, which include the comments I wrote back to visitors.

There have been a total of 8,179 views

440 of which were made yesterday, which happens to be my busiest day ever

The top viewed post on my blog is

All about the ladies-demotivationally speaking which has had 1075 total views

Future Goals

I plan to continue using this blog as an outlet for sharing the “writer” side of myself to my family and friends.

I have never had an intended audience, but if people can come to my sight and take away anything positive I would feel I had accomplished something.

If nothing else, this blog will be a place I return to whenever I need a reminder of how funny the world can be, and that we are never, ever alone in any battle.

April 29, 2009 at 3:51 pm 1 comment

Real Quick Like..

Here are (once again) More jokes at the expense of women…

Ho hum why do I not feel bad about laughing?

April 26, 2009 at 7:04 pm 1 comment

Totally Not Joking

So..if you are familiar with this blog, then you know I have posted many demotivational pictures for you to laugh at with me. And along the way I’m sure some one got offended..

For that I can’t apologize, but I can share in the feeling of being offended with you. With that in mind, I am going to post a collection of the demotivational pictures that I personally found to be completely rude.

And in the name of censorship, these can all be found on a seperate page:

Super Offensive Demotivational Posters

April 23, 2009 at 10:28 pm 1 comment

Who The F*ck Is Watching?

Some One Is Watching You..

I bet you didn’t even know it.

There are SO many people watching you all of the time.

We are watched for many different reasons:

Security, surveillance, human behavior research, to determine whether we make the naughty or nice list this year, ect.

But sometimes you are being watched just to see if you masturbate..it’s true! I have proof!

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Yep, that’s correct folks.

The FBI has tiny little agents who live inside your computer keys and other small hide-aways where self-stimulation may be occurring.

But not just the FBI, we mustn’t forget about *bum bum bum*

CEILING CAT!

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Non-Masturbating Citizens Beware

You are still not safe from these sneaky watchers

And he never stops, not even to blink!

1 for you, 18 for the taxman right?

Santa just gets creepier each year doesn't he?

Thank you!

Uncle Sam, will you go watch some one else for a while?

Uncle Sam, you are that one REALLY creepy family member at every reunion.

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And you'll never know when or how! *tehe*

April 17, 2009 at 7:07 pm 1 comment

The End of The Semester!

I’m totally freaking out lately

I’m soo far behind in all of my classes.

To make things worse, I have pretty much 3 days to finish all my wet clay projects..I feel like there’s still SO much stuff I want to make.

But coulda – would, right?

Anyway, I did find a pretty great stress-reducing method, I’ll go ahead and post-it up for everyone else.

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April 16, 2009 at 5:55 am 1 comment

Mid April Round-up

My Brain

There’s just so much more I want to share, but time is a factor as the semester winds down and I’m realizing I’m behind in all 4 of my classes…oops!

About 2 weeks left of this semester. Then, I will no longer be “obligated” to maintain this blog.

I do still plan to put-up posts now and again, but it won’t be nearly as frequent.

Current Blog Stats

Thank you WordPress for keeping track of how my blog is doing. Here are the most current facts I could find about this 4 month-old blog dedicated to semi-organized chaos.

Total Views: 4608

Average Daily Visits: 57

Busiest Day: 4/9/2009 – 293 visits

Total Posts: 48

Top Post: All About The Ladies – demotivationally speaking ( 3/28/09 – 454 views)

Comments: 88

Most Searched Tag Word: Demotivational posters

I’d just like to say thank you to my one fan.

And thank you to anyone else who has happened to stumble upon this blog and raise my stat numbers which makes me feel cool and popular … Yay me!

April 15, 2009 at 5:02 am 1 comment

This poor, neglected blog.

I am truly, truly sorry to my one blog fan. I know you check back here often and get pretty disappointed when I let ceramics over-run my life and I keep forgetting to put up more posts.

Again – very, very sorry!

Now that it’s been so long, I really don’t know what I should write about..

But here are some of the plans for my blog’s future..

update my “About” page

update “Poptart Void” info

Finish my page of “Proof God Exists.”

A round-up type summary of what I’ve discovered during the months of keeping this blog, and where I see it going in the future.

Also – if you have an extra five bucks laying around, I can hook you up with a free idiot test..

That might be fun!

And now in the style of original hoopla, I will post up a few more funny images that seemingly have nothing to do with the context of this blog post.

You’re welcome.

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April 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm 3 comments

Blogger’s Block Attack

What The Hell Is This?

funny-pictures78 I have been kinda lost in deciding how to keep-up with this blog. Where the hell are all these random posts leading to? I don’t really know..for now I just have to keep plucking along, and make it through the school year….