Censorship is a MOTHERFUCKER

CAUTION:

THIS WILL BE UGLY!!

No. You censor your face!

You are now entering a censorship-free zone. There will be nothing with-held for the sake of offending the gentle – virgin-eyed members of my stupid society.

Sorry if that hurts your feelings…

but not really

I also should warn you that extreme sarcasm will be used in all cases, but in times calling for drastic measures, my sarcasm will be layered between sloppy, ugly, painful examples of how cruel the world really is, no matter what body you woke up in this morning.

And in the name of fueling the flame I will also use words that are not pleasant to read or see or hear or say..this is because motherfucking shitty bastard whore swear words and douche-nozzle nigger bitch racist, sexist, belittling words will never lose their power if we don’t TAKE IT AWAY FROM THEM…that’s the cracker ass-hole cunt prick bottom line.

Release lady liberty from bondage

Kelloggs Boycott Update

Wow, America you sure can be lovely.

turns out there are already thousands of people boycotting Kelloggs products because of their anger in how they handled the Michael Phelps scandal.

Lew Rockwell says we need to take it a step further, and contact the CMO of Kellogg’s directly to state our opinions. So here’s the contact info:

Mark Baynes
Chief Marketing Officer

+1.269.961.2561
mark.baynes@kellogg.com

Kellogg Company
1 Kellogg Sq
Battle Creek, MI 49016-3599

There is an online petition dedicated to boycotting Kelloggs as well, I just signed and I was number 520.

Sign the petition

you can also join the Facebook group

“Boycott Kelloggs for dumping Michael Phelps”

My only issue with having now signed is that I bought poptarts last week, I don’t want to just throw them away – but wouldn’t it be hypocritical to eat them now??

Dear Kellogg’s – thank you!

Dear Kellogg’s,

Thank you and thank you again for officially dropping your contract with US Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps.

He never belonged on your stupid cereal box anyway!!

You wouldn’t know a true hero if it bit you in your pathetic 1 gram of fiber, 2 grams of protein and 0% calcium per serving of corn flakes….yeah that’s just what any Olympian needs to start their day right….NOT!

Let’s look at some of the facts

Annual Deaths:
Tobacco 435,0001 Poor Diet and Physical Inactivity 365,0001 Alcohol 85,000 1 Microbial Agents 75,0001 Toxic Agents 55,0001 Motor Vehicle Crashes 26,3471 Adverse Reactions to Prescription Drugs 32,0002 Suicide 30,6223 Incidents Involving Firearms 29,0001 Homicide 20,3084 Sexual Behaviors 20,0001 All Illicit Drug Use, Direct and Indirect 17,0001, 5 Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drugs Such As Aspirin 7,6006 Marijuana 0
Drug War Facts

When a parent catches their child smoking pot, what should they do? Should they be an adult and talk with their child about this behavior? Or should they simply take away everything, kick them to the curb, and wash their hands of the matter???

We are not talking about meth here people, we are talking about the flowers that bloom off a plant that occurs in nature.

Way to go Kelloggs, you missed a golden opportunity to increase awareness and help America grow together as a nation. Instead you’ve only strengthened the boundaries that separate us.

And while this may be a bit irrational, I feel that you too have acted in irrational haste, and it is for this reason that I am personally choosing to boycott all products made my Kellogg’s. Will you join me??

Here is the link to all kellogg’s products

Yes, it will be very difficult to give up Poptarts, but I know my gut won’t miss them. And it’s a small price to pay for the message I am trying to send.

Kellogg’s, you really fucked this one up.

Fortunately, true fans and supporters will still be able to get their fill of Phelps every morning:

Pick-up a box today!