Posts tagged ‘humor’
No Laughing!
- These People Are Freakin Serious
- Maybe The Grass Really Is Greener On The Other Side
- Muuuahahahaha (in an evil sounding voice)
Real Quick Like..
Here are (once again) More jokes at the expense of women…
Ho hum why do I not feel bad about laughing?
This poor, neglected blog.
I am truly, truly sorry to my one blog fan. I know you check back here often and get pretty disappointed when I let ceramics over-run my life and I keep forgetting to put up more posts.
Again – very, very sorry!
Now that it’s been so long, I really don’t know what I should write about..
But here are some of the plans for my blog’s future..
update my “About” page
update “Poptart Void” info
Finish my page of “Proof God Exists.”
A round-up type summary of what I’ve discovered during the months of keeping this blog, and where I see it going in the future.
Also – if you have an extra five bucks laying around, I can hook you up with a free idiot test..
That might be fun!
And now in the style of original hoopla, I will post up a few more funny images that seemingly have nothing to do with the context of this blog post.
You’re welcome.
Because March is Stupid
I just want to keep searching for funny things to post about so that’s all I’m going to do for now. Na-na-na-na boo boo if you don’t like that.
Here’s more funny stuff I found…
yeah these are way more cool than some stupid old flesh-colored bandaid!
It’s A Sick, Sad World…But I’m Still Gonna Laugh
I’ve been keeping a secret for almost 2 months now.
It eats away at me little by little every day…
I see the beauty of life fading
I find myself questioning how kind God really is when he causes such suffering
And I cry all of the time. Like, ridiculously all of the time.
It was only about 2 weeks ago I found out what I really had – a virus.
It’s called Molluscum Contagiosum (Web MD description)
This is a pox virus that presents itself on the skin like pimples. THEY ARE NOT PIMPLES! and the more you treat them as if they were, the more likely you are to just keep spreading it and reinfecting yourself.
This is a great website I found that anyone going through this needs to read (click here)
I just want to say to all of you who have gone through this, are going through this, or who knows someone going through this, it’s a daily struggle just to find strength to get out of bed, but if you don’t fight back for yourself, who will?
It’s most difficult to deal with when we are with the people we love the most, because this is where the true emotions can’t stay bottled in. And we alienate ourselves not because we don’t want or need your support, but because we care about you so much and don’t want to pass this awful virus on and cause more unnecessary suffering.
So I try to find something to be positive about every day – as my Grandma puts it, she asks God to send her a miracle every day. I’m not asking for a miracle, just something to give me a tiny dose of hope so I can keep trudging through life without tears in my eyes. So far, God continues to grant my wish and sends me small bits of hope when I ask for it…under the condition that I be quiet and patient enough to see his gifts and fully appreciate them. Now, I am grateful for every moment of peace I can find.
And if there must be tears, may they be those of laughter.
Now, let’s look at funny things and laugh…
My life story..
Those poor ladies of comedy…
I stumbled on this awesome article yesterday, it was a compilation of the 15 most unintentionally funny comics.
I found the underlying tones of feminine bashing to be pretty funny – as long as this stuff doesn’t offend you! I realize feminism is a huge movement that has accomplished many things that I can’t help but take for granted.
The real reason why we should look at these as humorous and not offensive is because we know as a society we will never go back. We need to look at these painful reminders to prove how inequality just fails over and over again.
“Those who ignore history are bound to repeat it.”
_who said this famous quote - anyone know? (George Santayana)
Only Wonder Woman
Curse you feminine vanity!
Lois - oh no!!
My Romance With Sarcasm
I often forget how flawed the human language system is for means of communicating.
That’s totally serious! But usually I am not being very serious, I am usually being extremely sarcastic, and to the point where people who don’t know me very well have a difficult time deciphering whether or not I’m being real when in my head I know whatever I’m saying is so ridiculous it could never be true.
I apologize to those who do not understand my sense of humor and my love of sarcasm. Honestly and truly, curse this language that can at times be so fluid and flexible and other times leave you in a world of hurt because no one interprets anything the way it was meant to come out…
I took the quiz – How Sarcastic Are You?
Here were my results
| You’re Totally Sarcastic |
 You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny.Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue – and you aren’t afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad. |
And if they say it online it has to be true!! (see.. that’s an example of me using sarcasm in an everyday situation)
And for the hell of it, I found some fun comics involving sarcasm…
Dear Kellogg’s – thank you!
Dear Kellogg’s,
Thank you and thank you again for officially dropping your contract with US Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps.
He never belonged on your stupid cereal box anyway!!
You wouldn’t know a true hero if it bit you in your pathetic 1 gram of fiber, 2 grams of protein and 0% calcium per serving of corn flakes….yeah that’s just what any Olympian needs to start their day right….NOT!
Let’s look at some of the facts
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When a parent catches their child smoking pot, what should they do? Should they be an adult and talk with their child about this behavior? Or should they simply take away everything, kick them to the curb, and wash their hands of the matter???
We are not talking about meth here people, we are talking about the flowers that bloom off a plant that occurs in nature.
Way to go Kelloggs, you missed a golden opportunity to increase awareness and help America grow together as a nation. Instead you’ve only strengthened the boundaries that separate us.
And while this may be a bit irrational, I feel that you too have acted in irrational haste, and it is for this reason that I am personally choosing to boycott all products made my Kellogg’s. Will you join me??
Here is the link to all kellogg’s products
Yes, it will be very difficult to give up Poptarts, but I know my gut won’t miss them. And it’s a small price to pay for the message I am trying to send.
Kellogg’s, you really fucked this one up.
Fortunately, true fans and supporters will still be able to get their fill of Phelps every morning:
Pick-up a box today!
Masturbation Rots Your Brain
Today we talked about “The Absolutely True Diary Of A Part-Time Indian” by Sherman Alexie in my lit. for young adults class.
Page 26
“Yep, that’s right, I admit that I masturbate”….”I’m going to talk about it because EVERYBODY does it. And EVERYBODY likes it.
And if God didn’t want us to masturbate, then God wouldn’t have given us thumbs.
So I thank God for my thumbs.”
Stated proudly by the main character in the story.
The question of whether or not a classroom of young adults could handle such frank words about such a “taboo” topic was brought-up
Some schools have removed the book from their library because too many parents have complained.
Are we still living in the 1950′s?? I thought this was America?!
“If God didn’t want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter”
