Dear Kellogg’s – thank you!

February 6, 2009 at 7:21 pm 3 comments

Dear Kellogg’s,

Thank you and thank you again for officially dropping your contract with US Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps.

He never belonged on your stupid cereal box anyway!!

You wouldn’t know a true hero if it bit you in your pathetic 1 gram of fiber, 2 grams of protein and 0% calcium per serving of corn flakes….yeah that’s just what any Olympian needs to start their day right….NOT!

Let’s look at some of the facts

Annual Deaths:
Tobacco 435,0001
Poor Diet and Physical Inactivity 365,0001
Alcohol 85,000 1
Microbial Agents 75,0001
Toxic Agents 55,0001
Motor Vehicle Crashes 26,3471
Adverse Reactions to Prescription Drugs 32,0002
Suicide 30,6223
Incidents Involving Firearms 29,0001
Homicide 20,3084
Sexual Behaviors 20,0001
All Illicit Drug Use, Direct and Indirect 17,0001, 5
Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drugs Such As Aspirin 7,6006
Marijuana 0
Drug War Facts

When a parent catches their child smoking pot, what should they do? Should they be an adult and talk with their child about this behavior? Or should they simply take away everything, kick them to the curb, and wash their hands of the matter???

We are not talking about meth here people, we are talking about the flowers that bloom off a plant that occurs in nature.

Way to go Kelloggs, you missed a golden opportunity to increase awareness and help America grow together as a nation. Instead you’ve only strengthened the boundaries that separate us.

And while this may be a bit irrational, I feel that you too have acted in irrational haste, and it is for this reason that I am personally choosing to boycott all products made my Kellogg’s. Will you join me??

Here is the link to all kellogg’s products

Yes, it will be very difficult to give up Poptarts, but I know my gut won’t miss them. And it’s a small price to pay for the message I am trying to send.

Kellogg’s, you really fucked this one up.

Fortunately, true fans and supporters will still be able to get their fill of Phelps every morning:


Pick-up a box today!


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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Annette  |  February 6, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    I would join you but I already refuse to buy the stupid cereal…

    • 2. originalhoopla  |  February 6, 2009 at 9:52 pm

      Were you already anti-corn flakes before the scandal?!

  • 3. tali  |  February 8, 2009 at 11:01 am

    I just came here to see why people are coming to my blog from here, but I stayed for the rational debate 🙂


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