Archive for March, 2009

How Absurd..

I’ve toured the gallery of the absurd..and I survived!

Seriously though, this place was so much fun. I found all sorts of hilariously sad things to laugh at, and now I’m going to share all of the wonderfully fun things I found there..

Madonna, save me a spot, I will definitely not want to miss this show!

Madonna, save me a spot, I will definitely not want to miss this show!

My bowels could sure use some spa treatment here...

My bowels could sure use some spa treatment here...

I hear Moose Huntress is a hot shade this season.

I hear Moose Huntress is a hot shade this season.

Ra-Ray, You've finally fulfilled my life long fantasy!

Ra-Ray, You've finally fulfilled my life long fantasy!

uh-huh, I like the looks of this..

uh-huh, I like the looks of this..

Now I'm totally sold on this diet for sure!

Now I'm totally sold on this diet for sure!

I never before realized how...white...her teeth are

I never before realized how...white...her teeth are

OMG I didn't know Britney did another movie!!

OMG I didn't know Britney did another movie!!

I won't say I don't like it until I've tried it..who knows

I won't say I don't like it until I've tried it..who knows? The "extreme icing" part is questionable, however.

Janice, no, put the botox down!!

Janice, no, put the botox down!!

March 30, 2009 at 6:51 am 4 comments

All About The Ladies (Demotivationally Speaking)

During my searchings of funny demotivational posters, I’ve noticed many posters dealing with women, so this post is dedicated completely to those.

As a woman, I’m not sure if I should be offended, or flattered?? I should probably say some sort of warning for the following content..but I haven’t for anything else I’ve put up, so why start now?

– I’m sorry, I’m not putting links to the sources of these tonight….I have no excuse except…I am only human! I’ll just have to include  snarky little comments instead.

That's not a bad point...

That's not a bad point...

Another good point..I think?

Another good point..I think?

Oh wow! I'll comment after I've had a child...or 7

Oh wow! I'll comment after I've had a child...or 7

That's also what I've heard.

That's also what I've heard.

Oh it's so sad!

Oh it's so sad!

Yeah, come on little girl - man up!

Yeah, come on little girl - man up!

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Bummer I don't gulf..

oooh SNAP!

oooh SNAP!

That's why they stopped making these things!!

That's why they stopped making these things!!

Damn straight it did!

Damn straight it did!

That's a really scary thought..

That's a really scary thought..

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Oh my gosh sir can you fix her leg first?! It's all f*ed up!

I don't match anything in my kitchen right now..

I don't match anything in my kitchen right now..

Can I get a what-what

Can I get a what-what

but her hair is all a-mess...

but her hair is all a-mess...

I would like to restate that I voted Colbert 2008...

I would like to restate that I voted Colbert 2008...

Nope, you can't.

Nope, you can't.

But look at how pretty and happy they are!!

But look at how pretty and happy they are!!

It can be confusing at times, I know.

It can be confusing at times, I know.

Or pretend to be sleeping...

Or pretend to be sleeping...

AHH!! It's so bad...look away, look away!!

AHH!! It's so bad...look away, look away!!

I want a shirt like that!

I want a shirt like that!

"Thanks, I needed that." she replied (before slamming her knee into his balls)

"Thank you... I needed that." she replied (right before slamming her knee into his balls)

March 28, 2009 at 4:19 am 10 comments

Even More Demotivation

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People just love these demotivational  posters.. I don’t know what it is about seeing the human race in its prime with funny tag-lines to go with.

Or we just like to laugh at other peoples’ misfortunes. Either way, I found some more posters and they’re pretty damn funny – hope you enjoy them!

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March 24, 2009 at 3:47 pm 3 comments

(part 2 of) Hurray For Funny (and money to waste)

I am excited about this post..I have a lot of stupid things to share with you!!

I must warn you, the following content will most likely make you feel extremely Americanized.

Also, you may feel odd about the unshakeable desire to purchase some (or all) of these ridiculous items…

Ever wondered why obesity is such a wide-spread problem in America? Maybe it's because we aren't even expected to make our own freakin snowballs anymore?!...this would, however, be useful if you only had one hand..

The Snowball Maker -ever wondered why obesity is such a wide-spread problem in America? Maybe it's because we aren't even expected to make our own freakin snowballs anymore?!...this would, however, be useful if you only had one hand..

Black bar sunglasses - my brain can't even find the words...

Black bar sunglasses - my brain can't even find the words...

Deluxe Miracle Edition - Jesus Action Figure...ok, I don't know what the worst part about this is but I've narrowed it down to 1. the fact that there is an original version as well as a deluxe miracle version 2. this action figure depicts Jesus as cracker white or 3. the part about the hands glowing in the dark...

Deluxe Miracle Edition - Jesus Action Figure...ok, I don't know what the worst part about this is but I've narrowed it down to 1. the fact that there is an original version as well as a deluxe miracle version 2. this action figure depicts Jesus as cracker white or 3. the part about the hands glowing in the dark...

Ever wanted to watch plastic mini-nuns race each other? Me neither!

Ever wanted to watch plastic mini-nuns race each other? Me neither!

Seriously with this? Is nothing sacred?!

Seriously with this? Is nothing sacred?!

Now I can carry my beverage AND my deviled egg with the same hand! That leaves my other hand free for giving wet-willies.

Now I can carry my beverage AND my deviled egg with the same hand! That leaves my other hand free for giving wet-willies.

Stop writing important things on your hands..tattoo them on instead! Why? Because you can..

Stop writing important things on your hands..tattoo them on instead! Why? Because you can..

Ok so you set your alarm..then when the alarm goes off, not only does it make the horrible death noises of a regular alarm clock, but it also shoots the 3 colored shapes out from their holding spots, and the death noises don't stop until you get all 3 shapes back in the correct place. REALLY?! Like it isn't tramatic enough to just wake up every morning...

Ok so you set your alarm..then when the alarm goes off, not only does it make the horrible death noises of a regular alarm clock, but it also shoots the 3 colored shapes out from their holding spots, and the death noises don't stop until you get all 3 shapes back in the correct place. REALLY?! Like it isn't tramatic enough to just wake up every morning...

Alright..this is the one that got me - I really want this one! I would really use it too! See, you set the timer on the side for how long you want your tea to steep. The penguin lowers his beak (which lowers the tea in to the water) and once the time is up, he lifts his beak, and you have the perfect cup of tea - thanks penguin tea timer!

Alright..this is the one that got me - I really want this one! I would really use it too! See, you set the timer on the side for how long you want your tea to steep. The penguin lowers his beak (which lowers the tea in to the water) and once the time is up, he lifts his beak, and you have the perfect cup of tea - thanks penguin tea timer!

March 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm 3 comments

A pause in my searching…

So I’ve been continuing my search of stupid things consumers can waste their money on.

I found something that hits really close to home, and I’m feeling a little frustrated about it..                    yhst-45079396477018_2029_240566772

You see, because clearly they had me in mind when they created this action figure..and they didn’t even bother to make sure it looks like me. I really look nothing like this toy; my pajama pants are pink and my robe is white!

Come on people, let’s get it together here.

March 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm 2 comments

Hurray For Funny! (and money to waste)

Seems like I’m not the only person who goes out searching for things they can laugh at. That’s good, it means my time-wasting, internet-wandering is serving a small purpose. Especially now, middle of March, we all need some things to laugh about (or at..)

Today I’m going to share some wonderful things I’ve found that you can waste invest your money in. Hang on, it’s going to be a really fun ride!

Question – what should I do with all of this dog hair..

Answer - Stop shaving your dog and start knitting awesome sweaters and other fashion accessories out of all that free material! - but please don't send me one for Christmas..

Answer - Stop shaving your dog and start knitting awesome sweaters and other fashion accessories out of all that free material! - but please don't send me one for Christmas..

Now this is something truly special. I can't think of any one who couldn't use one of these..oh except 2/3 of the human population..

Now this is something truly special. I can't think of any one who couldn't use one of these..oh except 2/3 of the human population..

umm, yeah - anyone? what the F* is sponge pudding? The website lists the features of this product as 1. microwavable and 2. from Britain (go figure)

umm, yeah - anyone? what the F* is sponge pudding? The website lists the features of this product as microwavable and from Britain (go figure)

This is too perfect - great for all those times I would rather operate a remote control instead of carry my beverage places ..or something

This is too perfect - great for all those times I would rather operate a remote control instead of carry my beverage places ..or something

March 18, 2009 at 4:40 pm 3 comments

Because March is Stupid

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I just want to keep searching for funny things to post about so that’s all I’m going to do for now. Na-na-na-na boo boo if you don’t like that.

Here’s more funny stuff I found…

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yeah these are way more cool than some stupid old flesh-colored bandaid!

yeah these are way more cool than some stupid old flesh-colored bandaid!

March 16, 2009 at 4:40 am 2 comments

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