Who The F*ck Is Watching?

April 17, 2009 at 7:07 pm 1 comment

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Some One Is Watching You..

I bet you didn’t even know it.

There are SO many people watching you all of the time.

We are watched for many different reasons:

Security, surveillance, human behavior research, to determine whether we make the naughty or nice list this year, ect.

But sometimes you are being watched just to see if you masturbate..it’s true! I have proof!

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Yep, that’s correct folks.

The FBI has tiny little agents who live inside your computer keys and other small hide-aways where self-stimulation may be occurring.

But not just the FBI, we mustn’t forget about *bum bum bum*

CEILING CAT!

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Non-Masturbating Citizens Beware

You are still not safe from these sneaky watchers

And he never stops, not even to blink!

And he never stops, not even to blink!

1 for you, 18 for the taxman right?

1 for you, 18 for the taxman right?

Santa just gets creepier each year doesn't he?

Santa just gets creepier each year doesn't he?

Thank you!

Thank you!

Uncle Sam, will you go watch some one else for a while?

Uncle Sam, you are that one REALLY creepy family member at every reunion.

uuuummmmmmmmm?

uuuummmmmmmmm?

And you'll never know when or how! *tehe*

And you'll never know when or how! *tehe*

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The End of The Semester! Totally Not Joking

1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. braydog  |  April 26, 2009 at 3:07 am

    well im a proud masturbating citizen and got the man and cats watching me…ahhhh not the audience i want. but what audience do I want? hmmm

    Reply

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