Archive for September, 2009
…like I am right now because my wisdom teeth are making another push and my cheek is getting all sorts of sore…
I can make myself feel a little bit better by making fun of someone else!
This is for all the ladies who have been so bold and braless lately:
Please be considerate of the children and short people who’s eyes you may be endangering with your sharp, pointed missiles.
Let’s go ahead and put the bras back on!
I’m about as white as they come so I’m not allowed to say nigger.
I am however, quite German so I am allowed to say nazi.
And on days when I feel extra fancy I can throw in “nazify” and “nazification”
Really? Seriously with this politically correct delegation of label usage?
YES – Because America lives on 3 daily servings of high nigga pie!
Weblogs & Wikis class was over in May, but I really enjoyed the time I spent putting together random and usually funny blog posts. I’m really hoping to get back to making regular posts here.
Don’t expect anything to make sense or you’re just wasting time. The main goal here is to make myself laugh – you wouldn’t understand, you had to be there.
I’d like to start by thanking my big sister. She brought me a pack of this classic Fruit Stripe gum, (zebra gum as we always called it) and it totally made my day!
Too bad they lose flavor so fast and I swallowed probably 9 pieces of gum yesterday…
On a sadder note, I’d like to take a moment of silence for the Bemidji mountain lion killed by a motorist…
May you rest in peace now Steve French, there are no cars in big kitty Heaven..just fields of kitty dope and buckets filled with turkey and garbage juice. ~amen~
Moment is over..