Posts tagged ‘ceiling cat’
Some One Is Watching You..
I bet you didn’t even know it.
There are SO many people watching you all of the time.
We are watched for many different reasons:
Security, surveillance, human behavior research, to determine whether we make the naughty or nice list this year, ect.
But sometimes you are being watched just to see if you masturbate..it’s true! I have proof!
Yep, that’s correct folks.
The FBI has tiny little agents who live inside your computer keys and other small hide-aways where self-stimulation may be occurring.
But not just the FBI, we mustn’t forget about *bum bum bum*
Non-Masturbating Citizens Beware
You are still not safe from these sneaky watchers