Posts tagged ‘ceiling cat’

Who The F*ck Is Watching?

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Some One Is Watching You..

I bet you didn’t even know it.

There are SO many people watching you all of the time.

We are watched for many different reasons:

Security, surveillance, human behavior research, to determine whether we make the naughty or nice list this year, ect.

But sometimes you are being watched just to see if you masturbate..it’s true! I have proof!

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Yep, that’s correct folks.

The FBI has tiny little agents who live inside your computer keys and other small hide-aways where self-stimulation may be occurring.

But not just the FBI, we mustn’t forget about *bum bum bum*

CEILING CAT!

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Non-Masturbating Citizens Beware

You are still not safe from these sneaky watchers

And he never stops, not even to blink!

And he never stops, not even to blink!

1 for you, 18 for the taxman right?

1 for you, 18 for the taxman right?

Santa just gets creepier each year doesn't he?

Santa just gets creepier each year doesn't he?

Thank you!

Thank you!

Uncle Sam, will you go watch some one else for a while?

Uncle Sam, you are that one REALLY creepy family member at every reunion.

uuuummmmmmmmm?

uuuummmmmmmmm?

And you'll never know when or how! *tehe*

And you'll never know when or how! *tehe*

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April 17, 2009 at 7:07 pm 1 comment

Go Ahead – Demotivate Me

What is it about demotivational posters that make life seem so much better?
I don’t know, but these crack me up.

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diy-despair-poster

sesame-street-cookie-monster-anger-yell-demotivational-poster

vision

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problems

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March 12, 2009 at 5:30 pm 3 comments


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