Posts tagged ‘comics’
These are my favorite posts to do…
I get to wander through the internet reading funny comics..
And the more I do it, the better my grade will be – how cool is that?
So here are more funny things that I’ve found
I’ve been keeping a secret for almost 2 months now.
It eats away at me little by little every day…
I see the beauty of life fading
I find myself questioning how kind God really is when he causes such suffering
And I cry all of the time. Like, ridiculously all of the time.
It was only about 2 weeks ago I found out what I really had – a virus.
It’s called Molluscum Contagiosum (Web MD description)
This is a pox virus that presents itself on the skin like pimples. THEY ARE NOT PIMPLES! and the more you treat them as if they were, the more likely you are to just keep spreading it and reinfecting yourself.
This is a great website I found that anyone going through this needs to read (click here)
I just want to say to all of you who have gone through this, are going through this, or who knows someone going through this, it’s a daily struggle just to find strength to get out of bed, but if you don’t fight back for yourself, who will?
It’s most difficult to deal with when we are with the people we love the most, because this is where the true emotions can’t stay bottled in. And we alienate ourselves not because we don’t want or need your support, but because we care about you so much and don’t want to pass this awful virus on and cause more unnecessary suffering.
So I try to find something to be positive about every day – as my Grandma puts it, she asks God to send her a miracle every day. I’m not asking for a miracle, just something to give me a tiny dose of hope so I can keep trudging through life without tears in my eyes. So far, God continues to grant my wish and sends me small bits of hope when I ask for it…under the condition that I be quiet and patient enough to see his gifts and fully appreciate them. Now, I am grateful for every moment of peace I can find.
And if there must be tears, may they be those of laughter.
Now, let’s look at funny things and laugh…
I love drifting through internet land and finding funny stuff.
And I love that I have a place to share those findings with other weird people!
This is fun, from – 15 strange and bizarre gifts
(i’m only showing my favorites)
oh how many mornings I wished I could have had a pair of these.
Wouldn’t life be just so much more fun if you went around everywhere in a pair of these…?!
But the question is where do you find clothes that fit over?
…Now this is something really special.
This is exactly what every woman has been waiting for…
Squirrel feet earrings!
Picture how delicately they would frame any face.
Men – wear just one for a funky bling statement
If I had this in my bedroom growing up, my dreams would have been a lot less peaceful.
Really though, I can appreciate the statement – and yeah, the world is totally over-run by creepy teddy bears. Maybe this is a good way to recycle?
This is a life-altering invention ladies.
A disposable, fold-up cardboard specially designed to fit through your zipper and around your cootchie so that you can pee standing up!
All these years I was jealous of the men who could write their name’s in the snow. Now I can do it too – and yeah, my handwriting is way nicer.
I’m not quite sure about toilet paper though – My scientific research tells me that men just shake and go…
Remember – by the time you read this you will have already read this..
Today we talked about “The Absolutely True Diary Of A Part-Time Indian” by Sherman Alexie in my lit. for young adults class.
“Yep, that’s right, I admit that I masturbate”….”I’m going to talk about it because EVERYBODY does it. And EVERYBODY likes it.
And if God didn’t want us to masturbate, then God wouldn’t have given us thumbs.
So I thank God for my thumbs.”
Stated proudly by the main character in the story.
The question of whether or not a classroom of young adults could handle such frank words about such a “taboo” topic was brought-up
Some schools have removed the book from their library because too many parents have complained.
Are we still living in the 1950’s?? I thought this was America?!
“If God didn’t want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter”