Posts tagged ‘humor’

No Laughing!

These People Are Freakin Serious
These People Are Freakin Serious

Maybe The Grass Really Is Greener On The Other Side
Maybe The Grass Really Is Greener On The Other Side

Muuuahahahaha (in an evil sounding voice)
Muuuahahahaha (in an evil sounding voice)

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June 6, 2009 at 9:47 pm 1 comment

Real Quick Like..

Here are (once again) More jokes at the expense of women…

Ho hum why do I not feel bad about laughing?

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April 26, 2009 at 7:04 pm 1 comment

This poor, neglected blog.

1163_imeng I am truly, truly sorry to my one blog fan. I know you check back here often and get pretty disappointed when I let ceramics over-run my life and I keep forgetting to put up more posts.d-welcome-to-america

Again – very, very sorry!

Now that it’s been so long, I really don’t know what I should write about..

But here are some of the plans for my blog’s future..

update my “About” page

update “Poptart Void” info

Finish my page of  “Proof God Exists.”

A round-up type summary of what I’ve discovered during the months of keeping this blog, and where I see it going in the future.

idiot-picture Also – if you have an extra five bucks laying around, I can hook you up with a free idiot test..

That might be fun!

And now in the style of original hoopla, I will post up a few more funny images that seemingly have nothing to do with the context of this blog post.

You’re welcome.

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April 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm 3 comments

Because March is Stupid

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I just want to keep searching for funny things to post about so that’s all I’m going to do for now. Na-na-na-na boo boo if you don’t like that.

Here’s more funny stuff I found…

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yeah these are way more cool than some stupid old flesh-colored bandaid!

yeah these are way more cool than some stupid old flesh-colored bandaid!

March 16, 2009 at 4:40 am 2 comments

It’s A Sick, Sad World…But I’m Still Gonna Laugh

I’ve been keeping a secret for almost 2 months now.

It eats away at me little by little every day…

I see the beauty of life fading

I find myself questioning how kind God really is when he causes such suffering

And I cry all of the time. Like, ridiculously all of the time.

It was only about 2 weeks ago I found out what I really had – a virus.

It’s called Molluscum Contagiosum (Web MD description)

This is a pox virus that presents itself on the skin like pimples. THEY ARE NOT PIMPLES! and the more you treat them as if they were, the more likely you are to just keep spreading it and reinfecting yourself.

This is a great website I found that anyone going through this needs to read (click here)

I just want to say to all of you who have gone through this, are going through this, or who knows someone going through this, it’s a daily struggle just to find strength to get out of bed, but if you don’t fight back for yourself, who will?

It’s most difficult to deal with when we are with the people we love the most, because this is where the true emotions can’t stay bottled in. And we alienate ourselves not because we don’t want or need your support, but because we care about you so much and don’t want to pass this awful virus on and cause more unnecessary suffering.

So I try to find something to be positive about every day – as my Grandma puts it, she asks God to send her a miracle every day. I’m not asking for a miracle, just something to give me a tiny dose of hope so I can keep trudging through life without tears in my eyes. So far, God continues to grant my wish and sends me small bits of hope when I ask for it…under the condition that I be quiet and patient enough to see his gifts and fully appreciate them. Now, I am grateful for every moment of peace I can find.

And if there must be tears, may they be those of laughter.

Now, let’s look at funny things and laugh…

lions

My life story..

My life story..

www.berserkalert.com.au/berserk.htm

penises

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Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Peace be with you, and Amen~

March 8, 2009 at 9:26 pm 2 comments

Those poor ladies of comedy…

I stumbled on this awesome article yesterday, it was a compilation of the 15 most unintentionally funny comics.

I found the underlying tones of feminine bashing to be pretty funny – as long as this stuff doesn’t offend you! I realize feminism is a huge movement that has accomplished many things that I can’t help but take for granted.

The real reason why we should look at these as humorous and not offensive is because we know as a society we will never go back. We need to look at these painful reminders to prove how inequality just fails over and over again.

“Those who ignore history are bound to repeat it.”

_who said this famous quote  –  anyone know? (George Santayana)

Only Wonder Woman

Only Wonder Woman

Curse you feminine vanity!

Curse you feminine vanity!

Lois - oh no!!

Lois - oh no!!

February 22, 2009 at 5:38 pm 8 comments

My Romance With Sarcasm

I often forget how flawed the human language system is for means of communicating.

That’s totally serious! But usually I am not being very serious, I am usually being extremely sarcastic, and to the point where people who don’t know me very well have a difficult time deciphering whether or not I’m being real when in my head I know whatever I’m saying is so ridiculous it could never be true.

I apologize to those who do not understand my sense of humor and my love of sarcasm. Honestly and truly, curse this language that can at times be so fluid and flexible and other times leave you in a world of hurt because no one interprets anything the way it was meant to come out…

I took the quiz – How Sarcastic Are You?

Here were my results

You’re Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue – and you aren’t afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad.

And if they say it online it has to be true!! (see.. that’s an example of me using sarcasm in an everyday situation)

And for the hell of it, I found some fun comics involving sarcasm…

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February 21, 2009 at 8:49 pm 2 comments

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