Who The F*ck Is Watching?

Some One Is Watching You..

I bet you didn’t even know it.

There are SO many people watching you all of the time.

We are watched for many different reasons:

Security, surveillance, human behavior research, to determine whether we make the naughty or nice list this year, ect.

But sometimes you are being watched just to see if you masturbate..it’s true! I have proof!

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Yep, that’s correct folks.

The FBI has tiny little agents who live inside your computer keys and other small hide-aways where self-stimulation may be occurring.

But not just the FBI, we mustn’t forget about *bum bum bum*

CEILING CAT!

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Non-Masturbating Citizens Beware

You are still not safe from these sneaky watchers

And he never stops, not even to blink!

1 for you, 18 for the taxman right?

Santa just gets creepier each year doesn't he?

Thank you!

Uncle Sam, you are that one REALLY creepy family member at every reunion.

uuuummmmmmmmm?

And you'll never know when or how! *tehe*

Masturbation Rots Your Brain

Today we talked about “The Absolutely True Diary Of A Part-Time Indian” by Sherman Alexie in my lit. for young adults class.

Page 26

“Yep, that’s right, I admit that I masturbate”….”I’m going to talk about it because EVERYBODY does it. And EVERYBODY likes it.

And if God didn’t want us to masturbate, then God wouldn’t have given us thumbs.

So I thank God for my thumbs.”

Stated proudly by the main character in the story.

The question of whether or not a classroom of young adults could handle such frank words about such a “taboo” topic was brought-up

Some schools have removed the book from their library because too many parents have complained.

Are we still living in the 1950’s?? I thought this was America?!

“If God didn’t want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter”