Posts tagged ‘masturbation’
Some One Is Watching You..
I bet you didn’t even know it.
There are SO many people watching you all of the time.
We are watched for many different reasons:
Security, surveillance, human behavior research, to determine whether we make the naughty or nice list this year, ect.
But sometimes you are being watched just to see if you masturbate..it’s true! I have proof!
Yep, that’s correct folks.
The FBI has tiny little agents who live inside your computer keys and other small hide-aways where self-stimulation may be occurring.
But not just the FBI, we mustn’t forget about *bum bum bum*
Non-Masturbating Citizens Beware
You are still not safe from these sneaky watchers
Today we talked about “The Absolutely True Diary Of A Part-Time Indian” by Sherman Alexie in my lit. for young adults class.
“Yep, that’s right, I admit that I masturbate”….”I’m going to talk about it because EVERYBODY does it. And EVERYBODY likes it.
And if God didn’t want us to masturbate, then God wouldn’t have given us thumbs.
So I thank God for my thumbs.”
Stated proudly by the main character in the story.
The question of whether or not a classroom of young adults could handle such frank words about such a “taboo” topic was brought-up
Some schools have removed the book from their library because too many parents have complained.
Are we still living in the 1950’s?? I thought this was America?!
“If God didn’t want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter”