Posts tagged ‘random’

This poor, neglected blog.

1163_imeng I am truly, truly sorry to my one blog fan. I know you check back here often and get pretty disappointed when I let ceramics over-run my life and I keep forgetting to put up more posts.d-welcome-to-america

Again – very, very sorry!

Now that it’s been so long, I really don’t know what I should write about..

But here are some of the plans for my blog’s future..

update my “About” page

update “Poptart Void” info

Finish my page of  “Proof God Exists.”

A round-up type summary of what I’ve discovered during the months of keeping this blog, and where I see it going in the future.

idiot-picture Also – if you have an extra five bucks laying around, I can hook you up with a free idiot test..

That might be fun!

And now in the style of original hoopla, I will post up a few more funny images that seemingly have nothing to do with the context of this blog post.

You’re welcome.

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April 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm 3 comments

We made it!

Just let me take a moment to say  THANK YOU

Thank you God, for guiding us through the hell that is the month of March.

We got through it (barely)

Now it’s the first of April and I’m ready to be foolish…or just look at more funny stuff!

Don't say you weren't warned..

Don't say you weren't warned..

Ok come on don't try and deny how funny this is!

Ok come on don't try and deny how funny this is!

AHH! Do you see, do you see, the people in the back holding the Mcdonald's bag?! Hilarious!

AHH! Do you see, do you see, the people in the back holding the Mcdonald's bag?! Hilarious!

Let this be a lesson..or else!

Let this be a lesson..or else!

April 1, 2009 at 6:45 pm 2 comments

Even More Demotivation

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People just love these demotivational  posters.. I don’t know what it is about seeing the human race in its prime with funny tag-lines to go with.

Or we just like to laugh at other peoples’ misfortunes. Either way, I found some more posters and they’re pretty damn funny – hope you enjoy them!

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March 24, 2009 at 3:47 pm 3 comments

A pause in my searching…

So I’ve been continuing my search of stupid things consumers can waste their money on.

I found something that hits really close to home, and I’m feeling a little frustrated about it..                    yhst-45079396477018_2029_240566772

You see, because clearly they had me in mind when they created this action figure..and they didn’t even bother to make sure it looks like me. I really look nothing like this toy; my pajama pants are pink and my robe is white!

Come on people, let’s get it together here.

March 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm 2 comments

Go Ahead – Demotivate Me

What is it about demotivational posters that make life seem so much better?
I don’t know, but these crack me up.

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March 12, 2009 at 5:30 pm 3 comments

Let’s Look At More Funny Stuff..Yay!

I love drifting through internet land and finding funny stuff.

And I love that I have a place to share those findings with other weird people!

This is fun, from – 15 strange and bizarre gifts

(i’m only showing my favorites)

Is this a one size fits all type thing?

Is this a one size fits all type thing?

oh how many mornings I wished I could have had a pair of these.

Wouldn’t life be just so much more fun if you went around everywhere in a pair of these…?!

But the question is where do you find clothes that fit over?

How I've always wanted a pair..

How I've always wanted a pair..

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…Now this is something really special.

This is exactly what every woman has been waiting for…

Squirrel feet earrings!

Picture how delicately they would frame any face.

Men – wear just one for a funky bling statement

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AKA Nightmare Man

AKA Nightmare Man

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If I had this in my bedroom growing up, my dreams would have been a lot less peaceful.

Bummer.

Really though, I can appreciate the statement – and yeah, the world is totally over-run by creepy teddy bears. Maybe this is a good way to recycle?

Yay! My Penis Envy is Cured!

Yay! My Penis Envy is Cured!

This is a life-altering invention ladies.

A disposable, fold-up cardboard specially designed to fit through your zipper and around your cootchie so that you can pee standing up!

All these years I was jealous of the men who could write their name’s in the snow. Now I can do it too – and yeah, my handwriting is way nicer.

I’m not quite sure about toilet paper though – My scientific research tells me that men just shake and go…

Remember – by the time you read this you will have already read this..

Like I am always like, having this same like, problem.

Like I am always like, having this same like, problem.

This is one piece of art I totally connect with

This is one piece of art I totally connect with

How do you sleep at night Rhonda? Scandalous!

How do you sleep at night Rhonda? Scandalous!

I had wondered about that giant void I used to feel - now it all makes sense.

I had wondered about that giant void I used to feel - now it all makes sense.

"pssst - can you hand me the comics?" .... who else wants to fill in the blank??

"pssst - can you hand me the comics?" .... who else wants to fill in the blank??

February 28, 2009 at 5:10 pm Leave a comment

Oh what fun!

Here’s what I’ve learned about myself while searching random websites….

My Prison Bitch Name: Sweet Cheeks

(prison bitch name generator)

My Pirate Name: Hook-Handed Harrison

(Pirate name generator)

My Lesbian Identity: Sapphire WindyRock

(lesbian identity finder)

What My Favorite Girl Scout Cookie Reveals (about personality)

Thin Mints: You’re easygoing. Those who favor bold flavors like mint are easygoing types. You’re the one at home who doesn’t feel the need to make waves, and the one your co-workers find the most agreeable.

What My Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Reveals (about personality)

Strawberry: you are shy, yet emotionally robust, skeptical, detail-oriented, opinionated, introverted and self critical. Easily made to feel guilty; cranky, pessimistic, low self-esteem.

Prototype: Bureaucrat, journalist.

(mint chocolate chip wasn’t an option, and that’s definitely a tie with strawberry..I wonder what that says about me?!)
What My Shower Habits Reveal (personality) – what do you wash first?

Hair – Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best lovers as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest.

What My Sleeping Posture Reveals (about personality)

People who sleep sideways with their arms by their sides:
Try to get the most out of life but don’t go to extremes just to “get ahead”.
Are calm and rational.
Are giving and kind and make great friends.
Are easy going and trusting. They sometimes appear to be too trusting and naive.

The Random Quiz For Random People

You’re pretty good at random questions…nice.

You have correctly answered 8 of 10 questions.

On average, 9812 of users who took the quiz gave 6.9 right answers.

February 24, 2009 at 4:18 pm 4 comments

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