Posts tagged ‘sarcasm’
…like I am right now because my wisdom teeth are making another push and my cheek is getting all sorts of sore…
I can make myself feel a little bit better by making fun of someone else!
This is for all the ladies who have been so bold and braless lately:
Please be considerate of the children and short people who’s eyes you may be endangering with your sharp, pointed missiles.
Let’s go ahead and put the bras back on!
Here are (once again) More jokes at the expense of women…
Ho hum why do I not feel bad about laughing?
I love drifting through internet land and finding funny stuff.
And I love that I have a place to share those findings with other weird people!
This is fun, from – 15 strange and bizarre gifts
(i’m only showing my favorites)
oh how many mornings I wished I could have had a pair of these.
Wouldn’t life be just so much more fun if you went around everywhere in a pair of these…?!
But the question is where do you find clothes that fit over?
…Now this is something really special.
This is exactly what every woman has been waiting for…
Squirrel feet earrings!
Picture how delicately they would frame any face.
Men – wear just one for a funky bling statement
If I had this in my bedroom growing up, my dreams would have been a lot less peaceful.
Really though, I can appreciate the statement – and yeah, the world is totally over-run by creepy teddy bears. Maybe this is a good way to recycle?
This is a life-altering invention ladies.
A disposable, fold-up cardboard specially designed to fit through your zipper and around your cootchie so that you can pee standing up!
All these years I was jealous of the men who could write their name’s in the snow. Now I can do it too – and yeah, my handwriting is way nicer.
I’m not quite sure about toilet paper though – My scientific research tells me that men just shake and go…
Remember – by the time you read this you will have already read this..
I often forget how flawed the human language system is for means of communicating.
That’s totally serious! But usually I am not being very serious, I am usually being extremely sarcastic, and to the point where people who don’t know me very well have a difficult time deciphering whether or not I’m being real when in my head I know whatever I’m saying is so ridiculous it could never be true.
I apologize to those who do not understand my sense of humor and my love of sarcasm. Honestly and truly, curse this language that can at times be so fluid and flexible and other times leave you in a world of hurt because no one interprets anything the way it was meant to come out…
I took the quiz – How Sarcastic Are You?
Here were my results
|You’re Totally Sarcastic|
| You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue – and you aren’t afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad.
And if they say it online it has to be true!! (see.. that’s an example of me using sarcasm in an everyday situation)
And for the hell of it, I found some fun comics involving sarcasm…