Posts tagged ‘sarcasm’

When I’m feeling really cranky…

…like I am right now because my wisdom teeth are making another push and my cheek is getting all sorts of sore…

I can make myself feel a little bit better by making fun of someone else!

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This is for all the ladies who have been so bold and braless lately:

braless1Please be considerate of the children and short people who’s eyes you may be endangering with your sharp, pointed missiles.

Let’s go ahead and put the bras back on!

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September 25, 2009 at 10:08 pm 5 comments

No Laughing!

These People Are Freakin Serious
These People Are Freakin Serious

Maybe The Grass Really Is Greener On The Other Side
Maybe The Grass Really Is Greener On The Other Side

Muuuahahahaha (in an evil sounding voice)
Muuuahahahaha (in an evil sounding voice)

June 6, 2009 at 9:47 pm 1 comment

Real Quick Like..

Here are (once again) More jokes at the expense of women…

Ho hum why do I not feel bad about laughing?

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April 26, 2009 at 7:04 pm 1 comment

Even More Demotivation

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People just love these demotivational¬† posters.. I don’t know what it is about seeing the human race in its prime with funny tag-lines to go with.

Or we just like to laugh at other peoples’ misfortunes. Either way, I found some more posters and they’re pretty damn funny – hope you enjoy them!

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March 24, 2009 at 3:47 pm 3 comments

Let’s Look At More Funny Stuff..Yay!

I love drifting through internet land and finding funny stuff.

And I love that I have a place to share those findings with other weird people!

This is fun, from – 15 strange and bizarre gifts

(i’m only showing my favorites)

Is this a one size fits all type thing?

Is this a one size fits all type thing?

oh how many mornings I wished I could have had a pair of these.

Wouldn’t life be just so much more fun if you went around everywhere in a pair of these…?!

But the question is where do you find clothes that fit over?

How I've always wanted a pair..

How I've always wanted a pair..

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…Now this is something really special.

This is exactly what every woman has been waiting for…

Squirrel feet earrings!

Picture how delicately they would frame any face.

Men – wear just one for a funky bling statement

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AKA Nightmare Man

AKA Nightmare Man

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If I had this in my bedroom growing up, my dreams would have been a lot less peaceful.

Bummer.

Really though, I can appreciate the statement – and yeah, the world is totally over-run by creepy teddy bears. Maybe this is a good way to recycle?

Yay! My Penis Envy is Cured!

Yay! My Penis Envy is Cured!

This is a life-altering invention ladies.

A disposable, fold-up cardboard specially designed to fit through your zipper and around your cootchie so that you can pee standing up!

All these years I was jealous of the men who could write their name’s in the snow. Now I can do it too – and yeah, my handwriting is way nicer.

I’m not quite sure about toilet paper though – My scientific research tells me that men just shake and go…

Remember – by the time you read this you will have already read this..

Like I am always like, having this same like, problem.

Like I am always like, having this same like, problem.

This is one piece of art I totally connect with

This is one piece of art I totally connect with

How do you sleep at night Rhonda? Scandalous!

How do you sleep at night Rhonda? Scandalous!

I had wondered about that giant void I used to feel - now it all makes sense.

I had wondered about that giant void I used to feel - now it all makes sense.

"pssst - can you hand me the comics?" .... who else wants to fill in the blank??

"pssst - can you hand me the comics?" .... who else wants to fill in the blank??

February 28, 2009 at 5:10 pm Leave a comment

My Romance With Sarcasm

I often forget how flawed the human language system is for means of communicating.

That’s totally serious! But usually I am not being very serious, I am usually being extremely sarcastic, and to the point where people who don’t know me very well have a difficult time deciphering whether or not I’m being real when in my head I know whatever I’m saying is so ridiculous it could never be true.

I apologize to those who do not understand my sense of humor and my love of sarcasm. Honestly and truly, curse this language that can at times be so fluid and flexible and other times leave you in a world of hurt because no one interprets anything the way it was meant to come out…

I took the quiz – How Sarcastic Are You?

Here were my results

You’re Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue – and you aren’t afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad.

And if they say it online it has to be true!! (see.. that’s an example of me using sarcasm in an everyday situation)

And for the hell of it, I found some fun comics involving sarcasm…

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February 21, 2009 at 8:49 pm 2 comments

Bad bad beer!!

Beer was my gateway drug! I totally figured it out today…

I was allowed, on more than one occasion, to taste a sip of beer before the age of 21.

From there, it all snowballed until it was almost out of control.

Before long, those sips turned into swigs (a swig is approx. 5 times the size of a sip)

and then there was wine…and many flavors of wine coolers!!

But when that wasn’t enough anymore, I had to move on to the really hardcore stuff, and I tried

– schnapps

– rum

– brandy

– whiskey (Canadian AND Irish…)

– I dabbled in tequila a bit

– and in gin as well

– but my drug of voice was vodka

– and when I drank vodka, it only made me want more vodka, and also to smoke cigarettes..

– and when you are drunk off vodka and wish you had a cigarette you are likely to smoke pretty much anything some one hands you…

– and had I never tasted beer before turning 21, I’m almost certain I never would have smoked weed…

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Whoa, these ladies look really pissed…..

They should have smoked their spliffies BEFORE they took the picture!!!

February 10, 2009 at 4:52 pm 3 comments


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