Posts tagged ‘unique gift’

(part 2 of) Hurray For Funny (and money to waste)

I am excited about this post..I have a lot of stupid things to share with you!!

I must warn you, the following content will most likely make you feel extremely Americanized.

Also, you may feel odd about the unshakeable desire to purchase some (or all) of these ridiculous items…

Ever wondered why obesity is such a wide-spread problem in America? Maybe it's because we aren't even expected to make our own freakin snowballs anymore?!...this would, however, be useful if you only had one hand..

The Snowball Maker -ever wondered why obesity is such a wide-spread problem in America? Maybe it's because we aren't even expected to make our own freakin snowballs anymore?!...this would, however, be useful if you only had one hand..

Black bar sunglasses - my brain can't even find the words...

Black bar sunglasses - my brain can't even find the words...

Deluxe Miracle Edition - Jesus Action Figure...ok, I don't know what the worst part about this is but I've narrowed it down to 1. the fact that there is an original version as well as a deluxe miracle version 2. this action figure depicts Jesus as cracker white or 3. the part about the hands glowing in the dark...

Deluxe Miracle Edition - Jesus Action Figure...ok, I don't know what the worst part about this is but I've narrowed it down to 1. the fact that there is an original version as well as a deluxe miracle version 2. this action figure depicts Jesus as cracker white or 3. the part about the hands glowing in the dark...

Ever wanted to watch plastic mini-nuns race each other? Me neither!

Ever wanted to watch plastic mini-nuns race each other? Me neither!

Seriously with this? Is nothing sacred?!

Seriously with this? Is nothing sacred?!

Now I can carry my beverage AND my deviled egg with the same hand! That leaves my other hand free for giving wet-willies.

Now I can carry my beverage AND my deviled egg with the same hand! That leaves my other hand free for giving wet-willies.

Stop writing important things on your hands..tattoo them on instead! Why? Because you can..

Stop writing important things on your hands..tattoo them on instead! Why? Because you can..

Ok so you set your alarm..then when the alarm goes off, not only does it make the horrible death noises of a regular alarm clock, but it also shoots the 3 colored shapes out from their holding spots, and the death noises don't stop until you get all 3 shapes back in the correct place. REALLY?! Like it isn't tramatic enough to just wake up every morning...

Ok so you set your alarm..then when the alarm goes off, not only does it make the horrible death noises of a regular alarm clock, but it also shoots the 3 colored shapes out from their holding spots, and the death noises don't stop until you get all 3 shapes back in the correct place. REALLY?! Like it isn't tramatic enough to just wake up every morning...

Alright..this is the one that got me - I really want this one! I would really use it too! See, you set the timer on the side for how long you want your tea to steep. The penguin lowers his beak (which lowers the tea in to the water) and once the time is up, he lifts his beak, and you have the perfect cup of tea - thanks penguin tea timer!

Alright..this is the one that got me - I really want this one! I would really use it too! See, you set the timer on the side for how long you want your tea to steep. The penguin lowers his beak (which lowers the tea in to the water) and once the time is up, he lifts his beak, and you have the perfect cup of tea - thanks penguin tea timer!

March 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm 3 comments

A pause in my searching…

So I’ve been continuing my search of stupid things consumers can waste their money on.

I found something that hits really close to home, and I’m feeling a little frustrated about it..                    yhst-45079396477018_2029_240566772

You see, because clearly they had me in mind when they created this action figure..and they didn’t even bother to make sure it looks like me. I really look nothing like this toy; my pajama pants are pink and my robe is white!

Come on people, let’s get it together here.

March 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm 2 comments


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