Stay Wide Awake (boy you think you’re clever don’t ya, girl you think you’re so smart)

Dear Marshall,

I’m totally in love with this song

Fuck I wish you could know just how much I hate it too. Here’s my best example:

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So dark and so cold my friends don’t know this other side of me

There’s a monster inside of me it’s quite ugly and it frightens me

But they can’t see what I can see there’s a vacancy in my tummy

It’s makin’ me play hide n’ seek like Jason I’m so hungry
She’s naked see no privacy but I can see she wants me
So patient see I try to be but gee why does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to slee
And I creep right through the front see
So blatantly but silently cause I know that she’s sound asleep
Who’s wakin’ me so violently and why is he on top of me
He’s rapin’ me she try’s to scream somebody please get him off me
He’s tapin’ me he’s biting me he’s laughing likes it’s funny
She’s scrapin’ me she’s fightin’ me she’s scratching like some dumb freak

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Starts out with completely soul numbingly truthful words and from there this girl is getting raped in her sleep?!

I guess that’s what reality is too – rape always happens when it’s least expected, right?

Well Congrats Marshall, you touched another person, you made another little girl cry. Way to kill the 2 birds with the one stone.

FUCK THE WORDS